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                      hard on and jack off after you did it?

                                MICHAEL
                      I didn't jack off.  It was a turn on, but
                      I probably had to piss also, so, you
                      know.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      Did you pee in your pants right after you
                      pooped in your pants?

                                MICHAEL
                      No, I did have to pee, but I thought let
                      me clean my clothes first because if you
                      piss and shit in your pants it's gonna be
                      more messy.

                                ALLEN
                      I thought scat was a music thing.  I had
                      no idea what it was.  I found out about
                      it when I was working in the bar.  We
                      would give out pamphlets and flyers on
                      safe sex.  And it had a list of do's and
                      don'ts and one of the don'ts was scat. 
                      And I thought, "What is this?" I couldn't
                      understand why scat was listed there.  I
                      mean, that's what Ella Fitzgerald does?

                                JOE
                      Yeah, I'd piss on someone.  It wouldn't
                      turn me on.  But to shit, no. The one
                      thing that shocks me and I will never
                      understand it, can't imagine ever doing
                      it, wanting to do it, if you do it that's
                      fine, but I will never do it, is
                      felching.  Or as someone else called it,
                      shrimping.  It's where someone cums up
                      your ass and they suck it out with a
                      straw.  And there's also a douching part
                      to it to, but either way that's just
                      gross.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      Why do you think people get into that
                      kind of stuff?

                                JOE
                      I don't know.  I think maybe they're
                      bored.

                                ALLEN
                      There was one time when I was screwing
                      this guy and he had soft diarrhea.  I was
                      getting high at the time and he had soft
                      diarrhea.  And it came out.  I had to
                      take a bath.  That was probably the
                      worst.

                                JOE
                      Rimming, or as we call it, cleaning the
                      kitchen, I do enjoy. 
                      It's something that when I first came out
                      I didn't necessarily want it done to me
                      and definitely was not doing it to you. 
                      But in the past year it's become a little
                      joy in my life.  Me, my roommate and some
                      friends all discovered it at the same
                      time and we all love to do it.  I don't
                      rim every guy I'm with.  Generally I
                      explore that area some other way before I
                      go there with my face. Fortunately I've
                      never gone there and retreated. It has
                      happened where I'm fucking a guy and I
                      have to stop because of the smell, but I
                      get up and turn it into a sexual thing in
                      the shower.  "Let me scrub you off, we'll
                      get rid of the smell that way."

                                STEVEN
                      I think of things that turn me on.  I
                      think of rubbing my nose in a man's hairy
                      chest.  I think of the way a man's
                      underarm looks.  I think of how beautiful
                      a goatee looks on a Latin.  I think how
                      beautiful a muscle on the leg of a man
                      looks.  I think about these things 24
                      hours a day.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      What do you think God thinks about your
                      pissing activities?

                                MICHAEL
                      There's no prohibition about pissing in
                      your pants.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      So because God hasn't talked about
                      pissing or scat it's not a problem?

                                MICHAEL
                      Yeah.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      Is having gay thoughts as bad as actually
                      having the gay sex?

                                MICHAEL 
                      Gay thoughts are a problem.

                                STEVEN
                      I had sex with a cop before. I went to a
                      party of two guys that I met during gay
                      pride. 
                      After the parade all five of us went to
                      one of their apartments. At the time I
                      was a strict bottom and I loved to get
                      fucked.  We walked into the apartment and
                      they lined up and they all fucked me, one
                      by one.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      And, did they use condoms? 
                          (very long pause)
                      Wait before you answer that...
                          (to audience)
                      ...does anyone need a break? You?  
                          (to the actors)
                      What about you guys you want a break? Ok. 
                      Lets take a 10 minute break and then
                      we'll come back and see if they use d
                      condoms.

            LIGHT CUE: HOUSE LIGHTS UP

            All exit except Steven and interviewer stay on stage at table
            thinking, talking, mingling with audience.

            Intermission-Optional

            If people leave we can play music.

            MUSIC CUE: BOYS DON'T CRY BY THE CURE

            MUSIC CUE: MUSIC SLOWLY FADES OUT

                                INTERVIEWER (CONT'D)
                      Ok. Is everyone ready to continue? Ok.
                      SO... you got fucked by four strangers at
                      a gay pride parade...
                          (to audience)
                      ...do you think he made them wear
                      condoms? 
                          (to audience)
                      What do you think?  Why do you think
                      that?  
                          (after reponse)
                      So tell us...

            LIGHT CUE: HOUSE LIGHTS OUT

                                INTERVIEWER (CONT'D)
                      ...did they use condoms?

                                STEVEN
                          (smiling, long pause, finally)
                      No.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      And you had just met them?

                                STEVEN
                      But now I fool around with them everyday.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      Did you talk about it?

                                STEVEN
                      Actually one of them wore a condom. The
                      man who owned the apartment.  Not the two
                      guys that I keep in touch with now.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      Did the cop wear a condom?

                                STEVEN
                      No.  Cause I only sucked him off.  I
                      don't think I've ever heard of a case
                      where someone has gotten AIDS from giving
                      a blowjob and I'm just not concerned with
                      it.  Probably about ninety-seven percent
                      of the men that fuck me, fuck me with a
                      condom.  Three percent don't.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      Are you're prepared to have your test
                      results come back positive?

                                STEVEN
                      I'm prepared, absolutely. I've had crabs,
                      I've had gonorrhea, I've had warts,
                      hemorrhoids. I've had it all?  It doesn't
                      scare me.  I live for the moment and if I
                      get it, I get it.  Not to say that I'm
                      gonna go out and get it because I don't
                      give a shit...I hope somebody understands
                      what I'm trying to explain.  If it comes
                      to a time where I do get it, I'll deal
                      with it.  I'll take care of it and I'll
                      die. I get tested every six months. 
                      Regular as the clock ticks.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      Do you think you will get it eventually?

                                STEVEN
                      No, I don't think I'll get it.  Not to
                      say that I can't.  Please I'm not
                      ignorant, I might be dumb.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      Do you let guys cum in you?

                                STEVEN
                      No, absolutely not.  That's where I draw
                      the line?

                                INTERVIEWER
                      Do you ever let it happen?

                                STEVEN
                      I have let it happen, but no more.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      So, you go to gay pride parades?

                                STEVEN
                      Yes.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      Do you enjoy them? 

                                STEVEN
                      Oh, yeah...I meet alot of hot cops there!

            MUSIC CUE: WE ARE FAMILY BY SISTER SLEDGE-LOUD

            MUSIC CUE: WE ARE FAMILY-BUMP OUT ON FIRST LYRIC

                                PATRICK
                      I've got no problem with someone doing
                      drag, but is that the way we celebrate? 
                      I celebrate my gay pride as a man
                      dressing as a woman?  For some people it
                      might be.  Or is it simply to be
                      confrontational.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      What would be wrong if it was to be
                      confrontational?

                                PATRICK
                      Again it goes back to, is that the only
                      way that person defines himself as a gay
                      man?

                                INTERVIEWER
                      You seem very concerned with images that
                      are socially acceptable.

                                PATRICK
                      If you think of a gay teen picking up a
                      gay magazine and flipping through it
                      because they're finding out who they are,
                      and if you think about the images in
                      these magazines as a message about gay
                      life you get a very skewed message.  Just
                      look at the ads for example: there is one
                      ad which has three very humpy guys
                      sitting on lounge chairs in bathing suits
                      and then this older balding, overweight
                      man on the end and so it pits the young
                      buff guys against the old out of shape
                      guys...so even within the gay community
                      we have to find someone to pick on...or
                      there are lots of ads for parties or
                      liquor or tobacco. And interestingly
                      there are also ads for people who need
                      recovery so that you have liquor ads and
                      recovery ads in the same publication. 
                      There are also a lot of ads for life
                      insurance settlements and it paints this
                      picture that when gay people become ill
                      they become very desperate and they need
                      cash because there isn't anyone else
                      around to help them...so if you look at
                      these publications you think oh my God
                      what's it going to be like when I get
                      older?  I'm going to be the old person
                      sitting on the end with everyone else
                      ignoring me.  Or when I get sick, I'm
                      going to be desperate for cash.  Or I'm
                      going be an alcoholic.  I think the gay
                      community must police itself as to the
                      messages they want conveyed by the
                      collection of advertisements.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      That sounds slightly Fascist.

                                PATRICK
                      If the religious right says they want to
                      buy every ad in your magazine this month,
                      because they're going to put a very
                      homophobic message in there, do we just
                      say you're an advertiser we'll take your
                      dollars?  My guess would be no. There was
                      one insurance ad of two empty chairs on
                      the beach. 
                      Part of me wanted to think, "Okay, here
                      are two people that are off swimming and
                      enjoying themselves."  But there was this
                      whole big empty beach and just two empty
                      chairs and all I kept thinking of was,
                      "These people are dead!  That's why there
                      is no one in the chairs!"

                                INTERVIEWER
                      But a lot of people are dead.

                                PATRICK
                      Right, but if the point of selling your
                      life insurance policy is so that you can
                      enjoy life why didn't they show people
                      enjoying life and not have this sense
                      that you are being eaten away by AIDS
                      that's why you need this product. 

                                INTERVIEWER
                      Are you HIV positive?

                                PATRICK
                      Yes.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      So do you think that your problem with
                      these ads comes from a very personal fear
                      that maybe one day this will be you, that
                      you'll be alone and desperate?

                                PATRICK
                      I feel secure that I'll have people
                      around me.  No I don't.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      Is your lover positive?

                                PATRICK
                      No.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      Can you talk about having a long term
                      relationship with someone whose negative
                      and you being positive and what that's
                      like?

                                PATRICK
                      Actually he's terminally ill with cancer
                      which came as a big shock last spring.  I
                      was always worried about my leaving him
                      behind when the reality is now I'm going
                      to be left.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      Do you know you're going to be left?

                                PATRICK
                      Yes.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      How soon?

                                PATRICK
                      Probably within two years.

                                JOE
                      My step-dad died of cancer last year
                      right after I moved to the city.  It was
                      unexpected, and it was very hard to deal
                      with.  He had been around since I was six
                      years old.  My biological father was such
                      a dickhead, I don't even talk to him, I
                      haven't talked to him in years.  I
                      consider my biological father just that. 
                      As far as I am concerned he's dead.

                                BRIAN
                      Typical suburbia, tri-level, dogs, three
                      cars...we were having a going away dinner
                      for me, cause I was leaving to come up
                      here.  We were sitting out on the back
                      deck, next to the pool, dad was cooking
                      on the grill, mom was sitting there and
                      we were drinking beer. All day long, I
                      had been walking around trying to muster
                      up the guts to say this.  And I finally
                      just said, "You guys I need to talk to
                      you."  And my dad was like, "I could tell
                      something was on your mind, what's up?" 
                      I was like "I'm gay."
                                            And he sat down. 
                      I'll never forget this as long as I live,
                      he sat down, put his head in his hands
                      and stared at the ground for fifteen
                      minutes.  Didn't say a word.  And my mom,
                      who is this ultra-aggressive woman and
                      also ultra-ignorant about life,
                      automatically told me and still believes
                      that I need hormone shots, and it'll fix
                      it. 
                      Last time we had this confrontation about
                      it, she asked me, "Have you investigated
                      what we talked about?"  I said, "What?" 
                      And she said "Have you been to see a
                      doctor?"  I was like "A therapist."  She
                      said, "No, the doctor that we talked
                      about you having hormone shots."  And I
                      hung up on her.  I'm just not listening
                      to that anymore.  So, about two hours
                      later the family started showing up, so
                      we didn't really get a chance to talk
                      about it very much.  Then I was leaving
                      and I walked out to the front porch and
                      my dad, who is like this big macho, works
                      at General Motors and builds cars, came
                      up to me and gives me this big hug and
                      starts crying and says, "You're my son,
                      you're always my son and I'll always love
                      you."  Which ripped my heart out of my
                      chest.  I bawled and bawled and bawled
                      the whole way home. I saw my father
                      emotional one time, and that was when his
                      father died and I was twelve.  I've seen
                      him angry, but I've never seen him
                      emotional in a sad way.  I hadn't
                      prepared for that at all.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      But your mother, did she hug and kiss you
                      good-bye?

                                BRIAN
                      No.  I mean she did physically, but she
                      wasn't there.  She's still not there.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      Is your father there for you now?

                                BRIAN
                      He's there, but he's not there.  I can't
                      call him up and talk about my
                      relationships.  I can't bring somebody
                      home.  My mother called me two weeks ago
                      on a Saturday night, "What are you
                      doing?"  I said, "I'm just getting ready
                      to go to the movies."  She said "Oh
                      really?  What are you going to see?"  And
                      I told her.  She was like, "Who are you
                      going with?"  I said I have a date.  She
                      was like, "Really?"  I was like, "Yeah. 
                      He's a vice president of Citi-Bank and
                      he's gorgeous and he's black."  And she
                      was like, "That's enough."  The fact that
                      he's a he and that he's black! They don't
                      know anything about me personally.  My
                      parents and I have a very surface
                      relationship.  They don't know anything
                      about my real life.  What I do socially,
                      who I sleep with, when I sleep with, how
                      frequently I sleep with.  My father told
                      me that he is still gonna always in the
                      back of his mind hope that I walk up to
                      him with a five foot two blond and say,
                      "She's pregnant and she's my wife".  So
                      that's real supportive.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      How did your step-dad deal with your
                      homosexuality?

                                JOE
                      When you come from a small town everybody
                      talks and I didn't want him to hear about
                      it that way so I told my mom to tell him. 
                      He called me and I realized when he
                      called me that he knew and I started
                      crying.  He was just like, "What's wrong? 
                      I think you're making a mountain out of a
                      mole hill.  You're our son and we love
                      you anyway.  We play with the cards we're
                      dealt."

                                ALLEN
                      I passed out on 8th Avenue and 14th
                      Street and woke up at Beth Israel
                      Hospital.  I had been up for two or three
                      days on coke.  I had been going to school
                      during this time.  I would go to school,
                      come back during class, get high with
                      like ten people in one apartment, go to
                      school, go to work, I was exhausted.  I
                      hadn't gotten enough sleep so I passed
                      out and woke up in the hospital. They 
                      wanted to put me in rehab, not rehab but
                      get help, they said,                                                                                                                                                                                        

                                BRIAN
                          (as doctor)
                      "What if somebody was to tell you that
                      you had AIDS?" 

                                ALLEN
                      "Well you know the results, obviously."

                                BRIAN
                          (as doctor)
                      "Yes."  

                                ALLEN
                      I was like whooo...I was taken back.  And
                      after an hour or two I left the hospital,
                      I was discharged.  I couldn't eat for the
                      whole day, I just had this really weird
                      feeling.  I was upset, I cried for a
                      little bit. The feeling was just
                      overwhelming.  I said to myself
                      immediately, "I cannot give up on life, I
                      cannot."  I said "Okay, I'm not dead. 
                      I'm not ill.  Why freak out about it? 
                      I'm not gonna cause myself stress over
                      it."

                                INTERVIEWER
                      Do you get depressed about it?

                                ALLEN
                      No I don't.  A lot of my friends do. 
                      Because they don't wanna see me go and
                      they think I'm very complacent about it. 
                      Which I probably am.  They say, 

                                JOE
                      "How can we respect you if you don't have
                      any respect for yourself?"  

                                ALLEN
                      I say, "I have plenty of respect for
                      myself."

                                INTERVIEWER
                      How do they want you to live?

                                ALLEN
                      Take care of myself. 

                                MICHAEL
                      Take medications.

                                PATRICK
                      Eat the right foods.  

                                ALLEN
                      But I'm lazy.  I'm allowed to be lazy.
                      I'm twenty-one.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      Are you seeing any kind of counselor, or
                      a doctor?

                                ALLEN
                      I see a doctor for my health, I see a
                      therapist and I see a psychiatrist.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      Do your parents know?

                                ALLEN
                      My mom does.  She got very upset.  I
                      remember when I told her I was bi she
                      said, 

                                MICHAEL
                      "You're gonna end up on a dead end
                      street."  

                                ALLEN
                      So I didn't tell her for a while.  I
                      didn't want her to be right, but I knew
                      she was.  And when I told her I said,
                      "You can say, 'I told you so.' If you
                      want to." She knew I would get myself
                      into a situation further on in life where
                      I would contract HIV.  And I did.  

                                MICHAEL
                          (as Mother)
                      "That attitude of thinking I can do
                      everything."

                                ALLEN
                      I thought it would get me everywhere, but
                      it got me nowhere.

                                BRIAN
                          (as Doctor)
                      So you didn't think you would contract
                      HIV?

                                ALLEN
                      No.  I just didn't think about it.  I
                      always thought about how hot the guy was
                      who I was getting it on with.  I mean if
                      you're like with this totally hot guy,
                      and like the vibe is right you just wanna
                      get it on.

                                STEVEN
                      ASAP!  

                                ALLEN
                      Now I have to wait.  I can't have random
                      sex as much as I used to, because I have
                      to find somebody that I know won't flip
                      out with me telling them I have HIV. So
                      it takes a little longer.  But as far as
                      hustling, it's always protected, that's
                      the only way.  But I don't tell the
                      clients.

                                FRANK
                      What if they ask you?

                                ALLEN
                      If they ask me, I lie.  And that's bad,
                      but I'm protected, I have protected sex.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      How often do they ask you?

                                ALLEN
                      They don't.  That's the scary thing. 
                      People don't ask in New York.  They don't
                      ask if you're clean.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      But when they do ask...

                                ALLEN
                      Only once or twice have I been asked.

                                FRANK
                      And you lied?

                                ALLEN
                      And I lied.

                                PATRICK
                      And how did you feel after you lied?

                                ALLEN
                      Well I had protected sex, and I felt like
                      I told a white lie.  I don't feel like I
                      really told something breaking the bank. 
                      I don't think it was devastating.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      What do you think that they would say if
                      they knew that you had lied to them?

                                ALLEN
                      I'm sure that they would immediately
                      think, "whore with AIDS."

                                PATRICK
                      Have you ever lied to a sexual partner
                      where money was not involved?

                                ALLEN
                      After I was aware of it, never.

                                FRANK
                      Why would you lie to a client, then?

                                ALLEN
                      It's greed...it's in all of us.  Greed
                      comes out in all of us.  I know about the
                      money.  And I know I can get a hundred
                      and eighty bucks just for letting some
                      guy suck me off for a half hour.  As long
                      as I keep some sort of regiment about
                      using safe sex, then I kill two birds
                      with one stone, I feel.  I've
                      accomplished how to make money and I've
                      accomplished safe sex.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      So you feel like the hundred and eighty
                      dollars is worth the lie?

                                ALLEN
                      It's really not, I know that it's not. 
                      If you wanna take it down to a
                      technicality, it's not worth the lie. 
                      But, at times, I don't think that.  At
                      times that responsibility doesn't click
                      into my head.  And I just say, "Fuck it."

                                PATRICK
                      What in your psyche allows you to put a
                      one hundred and eighty dollar price tag
                      on someone else's life?

                                ALLEN
                      When you put it in that light.

                                PATRICK
                      I'm not judging you, I'm asking.

                                ALLEN
                      I get defensive in these situations.

                                PATRICK
                      That's okay.  Be defensive.

                                ALLEN
                          (boiling)
                      No, I won't.  It throws a lot of guilt,
                      because I am completely aware of
                      everything that I do, I am aware of how I
                      do something, but a lot of times I'm not
                      aware of why.

                                PATRICK
                      Do you not feel any responsibility to
                      take care of them, if they're not mature
                      enough to take care of themselves?

                                ALLEN
                      No.

                                JOE
                      Don't you wish that somebody would have
                      taken care of you?

                                ALLEN
                      If you wanna use it in that terms, no. 
                      Because to do other people's
                      responsibility, is not my problem, you
                      know?

                                INTERVIEWER
                      Well it is your problem, because... 

                                PATRICK
                      ...someone was irresponsible with you
                      and... 

                                MICHAEL
                      ...had unsafe sex with you...

                                BRIAN
                      and now you're positive.  

                                INTERVIEWER
                      Don't you feel like you need to break
                      that chain?

                                ALLEN
                          (exploding)
                      I don't know if they were irresponsible
                      with me.  I'm not putting the blame on
                      anybody for that. I don't blame somebody
                      for my problems. 
                      My problems are my problems.  Whatever
                      happens, that's good or bad, involves
                      you.  Whatever involves you, you have to
                      take some responsibility for it.  So it
                      involves me that I got HIV.  But it's not
                      my responsibility to blame somebody for
                      it.  Why blame somebody?  I was just as
                      responsible for not saying use a condom. 
                      I'll take responsibility for the things
                      that I do and act responsibly with the
                      things that I do, the best that I can. 
                      Why should I do it for anybody. People
                      need to do it for themselves.  When I had
                      contracted it more of the population
                      didn't know that they had it, and it may
                      have been that.  So you know, if they
                      knew and they gave it to me, then God
                      will take care of them.  They will have
                      their time, it will come back to them
                      three fold.  But if they didn't, then I
                      empathize with them and understand what
                      they're going through.

                                JOE
                      My mom worries about AIDS...so whenever I
                      get tested I slip it into the
                      conversation somehow, "and in case you're
                      wondering..."

            Brian steps up as the doctor.

                                BRIAN
                      How often do you get tested?  

                                JOE
                      About every six months. 

                                BRIAN
                      Every time you get tested do you expect
                      the results to come back positive?

                                JOE
                      The first time I got tested I didn't
                      think it was going to be positive because
                      it was the first time.  I don't think
                      because of one instance where I had
                      unsafe sex I will die, but who knows?  
                      Who knows if oral sex is totally safe? 
                      And the more people you are with the
                      greater your risk, and I know that I'm
                      with a lot of people.

                                BRIAN
                      Do you feel invincible?

                                JOE
                      Sometimes fearless...

            LIGHT CUE: SPOT ON JOE

                                JOE (CONT'D)
                      ...sometimes stupid.

            MUSIC CUE-SLIM SHADY-EMINEM-LOUD

            LIGHT CUE: PARTY WASH-COLORS-LIGHT ON JOE

            MUSIC CUE: EMINEM-UNDERSCORE ON FIRST VERSE

                                JOE (CONT'D)
                      Not too long ago I met this guy walking
                      home and picked him up.  We went into
                      this house where we don't know the
                      people, but it looked like there was a
                      party going on.  The second floor was all
                      bedrooms but I said I can't go into some
                      stranger's bedroom so we go out on this
                      porch.  We started talking and kissing
                      and groping each other.  All of a sudden
                      the screen door opens...

            LIGHT CUE-A LIGHT TO REPRESENT PORCH LIGHT-BUMP ON

                                JOE (CONT'D)
                      ...and there are four guys on the
                      balcony.  The guy zips his pants up and
                      I'm just sitting there with a hard on. 
                      None of the guys at this party were gay
                      and he was like, 

                                FRANK
                      "Oh wow, that's pretty weird. Two gay
                      guys in my house kissing with Eminem
                      playing in the background.

                                MICHAEL
                          (as straight guy)
                      "Dude, it's not cool to come into
                      someone's house and start fucking on
                      their stuff."  

                                JOE
                      I was like, "We're not fucking and we're
                      not going to fuck." The whole time my
                      pants are still down and I said, "Would
                      you be saying the same thing if it was a
                      guy and a girl?"  

                                PATRICK
                          (as straight guy)
                      "Well we don't know you."

                                STEVEN
                          (as straight guy)
                      "You just need to leave!"

                                JOE
                      The minute he says that Frank jumps up
                      and leaves.  Well I have to stand up and
                      pull up my pants and I was being all cool
                      about it and I said, "...well it was nice
                      to meet you".

            He leaves as guys laugh, grumble, music up. 

                                BRIAN
                      I just love sex. I've had sex twice
                      today. At the gym...

            We are now in a gym...maybe...excersizing...or maybe we'll
            stay at the party.

                                BRIAN (CONT'D)
                      ...during lunch. I had oral sex both
                      times.

                                FRANK
                      You blew someone, or they blew you?

                                BRIAN
                      Both, both times.

                                MICHAEL
                      Where did you do it?

                                BRIAN
                      In the steam room.

                                STEVEN
                      So you were in a towel in the steam room,
                      so you were not using condoms for that,
                      correct?

                                BRIAN
                      I did use a condom.

                                ALLEN
                      How did you use a condom in a steam room?

                                BRIAN
                      Because I carry them with me at all
                      times.

                                INTERVIEWER
                      Even in your towel?

                                BRIAN
                      I carry them with me at all times.

                                FRANK
                      So wait, are you telling me that you went
                      into the steam room holding a condom in
                      your hand?

                                BRIAN
                      No, we were in the shower...

            Act this out...Steven plays the guy in the shower.

                                BRIAN (CONT'D)
                      ...and glances across the shower was
                      about all it took.  And then I went to
                      the locker, grabbed a condom, grabbed two
                      condoms actually, and then went into the
                      steam room.

                                PATRICK
                      And you sucked him with a condom?

                                BRIAN
                      Yeah.

                                JOE
                      You must know that condoms for blow jobs
                      are very uncommon.

                                BRIAN
                      I do know that.  I've had countless
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