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                                PS#2
                      Okay, great, let's do this.

                                PS#1
                      Wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm sorry,
                      this position is not working for me.  I
                      can't breath under here.

                                GINO
                      You want to change positions?

                                PS#1
                      Could I please?

                                GINO
                      What do you want to do? While don't we just
                      follow you with the camera. Do you want to
                      get on your knees.

                                PS#1
                      That's great, thank you.

                                GINO
                      You're going to get carpet burns.

                                PS#1
                      No I won't.

                                GINO
                      Alright, whatever you want.

                                PS#1
                      Ah, much better!

                                GINO
                      Okay guys, listen up. Blow job scene. Grab
                      his cock, look at it, talk to it, sniff it,
                      twist it.

                                PS#1
                      I've done this before.

                                GINO
                      Show me, don't tell me. Roll tape.

                                A#1
                      Rolling!

                                GINO
                      Let's go, guys. Heavy duty energy.
                      ACTION! 

            PS#1 begins sucking PS#2, who ruins scene by putting his hands
            on his hair.

                                PS#1
                      What, what is this?

                                PS#2
                      What were you doing?

                                GINO
                      Cut!

                                PS#1
                      Gino, he's like pulling my hands away.

                                PS#2
                      You said suck dick, right?

                                GINO
                      Guys, keep your hands to yourselves,
                      please. And if you don't like each other,
                      fake it.

                                PS#1
                      Do you not want me to touch your butt, is
                      that the problem?

                                PS#2
                      I want you to just suck the dick.

                                GINO
                      And that's what I want.

                                PS#1
                      Alright, I got it.

                                GINO
                      Roll tape.

                                A#1
                      Rolling!

                                GINO
                      ACTION!

            Sucking continues on bench with PS#1 on knees servicing PS#2
            who's seated on bench.

                                PS#1
                      Wait a minute, wait a minute. Water please.

            A#1 brings on bottle of water, PS#1 drinks, taking his time.

                                GINO
                          (to PS#2)
                      We have diva's on the set today?

                                PS#1
                      Thank you very much. Okay, I'm ready now.

                                GINO
                      Are you sure?

                                PS#1
                      Absolutely!

                                GINO
                      Let's go.

                                PS#2
                      Are you okay?

                                PS#1
                      Yeah, I'm great. How about you?

                                PS#2
                      I'm just fine.

                                PS#1
                      Good.

                                GINO
                      Roll tape.

                                A#1
                      Rolling.

                                GINO
                      ACTION!

            Sucking action resumes.

                                PS#1
                      Don't touch my hair. 

            Music cue #7 I Wanna Be A Cowboy by Boys Don't Cry

                                           LIGHT CUE: WEIGHT BENCH AT 1/2 

            The weight bench area goes to half and the camera switches its
            focus from the sex to Gino Colbert watching the scene. 

                                                 LIGHT CUE: BEDROOM SPOT 

            The light changes on the first lyric and the actors go to their
            next scene. 

     19     SCENE 19: PREPARING FOR ANAL SEX SCENE 

            PS#1 strips down and lays on back as PS#3 enters and is handed
            condom by the director. PS#3 puts the condom on and then gets on
            top of PS#1 and they begin "to fuck". All simulated of course. 

                                            LIGHT CUE: BEDROOM SEX LIGHT 

            The light changes from a tight spot on PS#3 to the light we use
            when they are actually being filmed.  After a few beats the
            music fades out and the only sound we hear is of them fucking.
            PS#1 is very uncomfortable. 

     20     SCENE 20: GINO DIRECTS-PART 2-FUCKING

                                PS#1
                          (very frustrated)
                      Come on Gino another minute and he's gonna
                      strike oil.

                                GINO
                      I need another minute of fucking.  I didn't
                      quite get fifteen strokes.

                                PS#1
                      Fifteen?  That was like forty strokes.

                                GINO
                      You're delusional. That's because he's
                      fucking your brains out. Keep rolling.

                                A#1
                      I'm rolling.

            They continue fucking.

                                GINO
                      Good, JT, keep fucking him.

                                PS#1
                          (in pain)
                      Agh. Agh. Agh. Agh. Agh.

                                GINO
                      Good. Cut.

                                                   LIGHT CUE-GENERAL WASH

            The lights change to a general work light wash, but still
            focused on the bedroom area.

                                PS#1
                      He's bruising me. I'll never have Children.
                      He doesn't care.

                                                     LIGHT CUE: GINO SPOT

                                GINO
                          (to audience)
                      Sure, you can give them a break sometimes,
                      but most of the time they don't even need
                      one.  They're giving you star attitude or
                      wasting your time. 
                      Or, for God's sakes, they might even be
                      tweaking!  Now, I might sound like a drill
                      sergeant and say, "guys, don't stop, keep
                      going," but it's for the good of everybody
                      concerned. 

            He turns back to the set.

                                GINO (CONT'D)
                      Guys, don't stop - keep going!

                                            LIGHT CUE: BEDROOM SEX LIGHT 

            They fuck for a few more beats but PS#1 can't take it so he
            stops gets off the bed and crosses down stage. 

                                               LIGHT CUE: BEDROOM GENERAL

                                PS#1
                      Oh my God, I'm just really sore today. That
                      is it. Oh, man, oh, fuck.

                                GINO
                      Do you want to lay on your stomach.

                                PS#1
                      I'm okay. I just need to rest for a moment.

                                GINO
                      It's all right.

                                PS#3
                          (still on the bed)
                      I'm sorry, I didn't mean to fuck you so
                      hard.

                                PS#1
                          (sarcastically)
                      Yeah right!

                                                  LIGHT CUE: BEDROOM SPOT

                                PS#1 (CONT'D)
                          (to audience)
                      You know, when you read about traditional
                      Hollywood say things like, "oh, we had to
                      do a love scene and it was so difficult, it
                      was so embarrassing."  I'm like, baby, get
                      on a porn set, get a hard on, and then tell
                      me how embarrassing it is. Plus you're not
                      getting paid six million bucks to do it.

            PS#1 gets back on bed for more fucking. 

                                             LIGHT CUE: BEDROOM SEX LIGHT

                                GINO
                      Still rolling.

            PS#1 throws his legs in the air but is still in pain. They
            continue to fuck.

                                PS#1
                      Agh. Agh. Agh.

                                GINO
                      Talk to him.

                                PS#3
                      Yeah, you like that?

                                PS#1
                      No.

                                GINO
                      Don't say no, you're fighting him. Again,
                      and action.

                                PS#3
                      Yeah, you like that?

                                PS#1
                      Oh yeah!  Yeah, yeah. PS#3 starts to fuck
                      like a jack-hammer.

                                BOTH
                      Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh!!!

            AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                GINO
                      And cut! Perfect!

                                               LIGHT CUE: BEDROOM GENERAL

                                A#1
                      God damn its like a rape movie!

                                PS#1
                      Tell me about it.

                                GINO
                      Yes, that's the closest to hard-core we go
                      for Leisure Time, and it was a hot scene. 
                      OK, just stretch it out.  Go ahead. I want
                      everyone to know that I usually don't touch
                      models like this but we have a very special
                      relationship with this very difficult
                      model.

                                PS#1
                      Ahem - he's my daddy.

                                GINO
                      Yes, I'm his daddy now.

                                                       LIGHT CUE: TABLE 

            A#1 calls Gino over to look at a cup of fake cum.

                                A#1
                      Hey Gino, come here, check this out.

                                GINO
                      Drop some in the cup.  Let's see.  Now,
                      does that look like cum?  It's too runny.
                      What did you put in there.

                                A#1
                      Some mayo and water.

                                GINO
                      Water?  You have to make it thicker, not
                      thinner.  If I used this in the picture,
                      they'll think the model had an infection.
                      Put in some pina colada mix, or egg whites. 
                      We have to move on.  If you can't get it
                      right, jack off in the cup.

                                A#1
                      Okay...

            A#1 finishes the "cum", as Gino heads back to his directors
            chair. 

                                                     LIGHT CUE: GINO SPOT

                                GINO
                          (to audience)
                      When you're using one camera to make a
                      movie, it's all about that close-up.
                      Nothing matters more than the penetration -
                      the cock in the mouth, the cock in the ass.
                      So, you have to go back and fake the facial
                      reaction shots, because you can't expect
                      the models to have more than one orgasm in
                      the same scene.

                                              LIGHT CUE: BEDROOM GENERAL 

            He returns to directing.

                                GINO (CONT'D)
                      Okay, Peter, let's start with you.  On your
                      back.  Now, you know exactly what we need. 
                      Let it travel through your body, work your
                      neck muscles, and let it explode.  Get the
                      shot over JT's left shoulder - JT's point
                      of view.  All we want to see is what JT
                      sees.

                                PS#1
                      OK.

                                GINO
                      And leave your hair alone - you just had
                      sex.  We want to see the sweat and
                      everything.  And, if he moves, follow him. 
                      You only move if he moves.  OK, roll tape.

                                A#1
                      Rolling.

                                GINO
                      And action!

                                             LIGHT CUE: BEDROOM SEX LIGHT

                                PS#1
                          (cumming)
                      Oh, I'm cumming oh yeah.  How was that?

                                GINO
                      You even fooled me on that one.  OK,
                      reverse shot.  Legs up.  Close on JT.
                      Everything has to match.

                                A#1
                      OK

                                PS#3
                      You know what we need, JT.  Really wack
                      your dick around so we can see all of your
                      chest and neck muscles moving around.  OK,
                      let's roll.

                                A#1
                      Rolling

            And now it is PS#3's turn.

                                GINO
                      And action!

                                PS#3
                      Argh. Argh. Arggghhh.  (SQUEAK NOISE)

                                A#1
                      Oh, yeah, she's straight!

                                GINO
                      Where did that squeak come from?

                                A#1
                      I think she went down on a mouse!

                                GINO
                      OK, we have to do it again.  One more time -
                      and NO squeak!  Everything was good except
                      for that squeak.  Rolling?

                                A#1
                      Rolling.

                                GINO
                      And action.

                                PS#3
                      Argh. Argh. Arggghhh.  

            NO SQUEAK!

                                GINO
                      Fine, I can live with that.  OK, now lets
                      do the fake cum for the back of the box.

            A#1 gets the cup with the fake cum and a turkey baster from the
            prop table.  When he approaches the set, PS#1 sees the baster
            and makes a noise.

                                PS#1
                      Ooooo!  What's that?  A turkey baster?

                                A#1
                      Yeah.

                                PS#1
                      I feel like a lesbian.

                                GINO
                      Put the cum all over his face.

                                A#1
                      More?

                                GINO
                      Face and chin and chest.  And if you don't
                      rub it in, it's gonna look like cake
                      frosting.

                                A#1
                      Well, it's not like I've ever done this
                      before.

                                GINO
                      It has to look like JT shot a week's load
                      of cum on him.

                                A#1
                      More?

                                GINO
                      More.

                                A#1
                      How many people came on him?

                                GINO
                      Oh, you know what?  That's the same turkey
                      baster I had on my set "Girls with Dripping
                      Snatches".

                                PS#1
                      Um, are you sure this is enough?

                                GINO
                      Yes.  Let's get this shot.  Let's roll.

                                A#1
                      I'm rolling.

                                GINO
                      And action.

            A#1 gets a close up of PS#1's face as he mugs for the camera
            with the cum on his face. 

                                                       LIGHT CUE: BLACK 

                                                   CAMERA: BLUE MONITORS 

            Music cue #8 Force Marker by Brian Eno (HEAT soundtrack) 

            The music fades down, but not all the way out. 

     21     SCENE 21: BOX COVER SHOOT 

                                                 LIGHT CUE: BEDROOM SPOT 

            A#1 is seated on the bed. Gino, PS#1 and PS#3 are in the
            bathroom getting ready for the photo shoot and there light is at
            half. 

                                                         CAMERA: OFF/EXT

                                A#1
                          (to audience)
                      So once the movie is finished, you have to
                      start designing the box cover because the
                      picture on the box is what sells the movie.
                      You try to take the title of the movie and
                      try to tell that story in one picture, from
                      the setting to what the boys might be
                      wearing or may not be wearing.

                                                     LIGHT CUE: BATHROOM 

            Gino is setting the guys in a pose for the photo shoot.

                                GINO
                      We just wanna see men and we wanna see
                      toilet. No, here's the scenario for this
                      box.  You're in the toilet taking a leak,
                      so whip out your cock.  Put one leg up on
                      the seat - I think that will work.  And you
                      don't see this guy who's walking in the
                      bathroom.  You're happy - you're relieving
                      yourself.  And in walks Peter, the big bad
                      rapist.  You walk in mean and tough like
                      you're gonna fuck him up the ass. 
                      We need eight or ten stills at the most,
                      alot of different poses.  OK, ready?  Let's
                      go!

                                                    LIGHT CUE: BLACK OUT 

                                                   LIGHT CUE: 10 FLASHES 

            Music fades up and a series of flashes. They guys strike
            different erotic poses, so they resemble still photos. Music
            plays through, loud, until they break for lunch. 

                                                  LIGHT CUE: GENERAL WASH

     22     SCENE 22: ORDERING FOOD

                                GINO
                      Okay lunchtime.

                                PS#1
                      Thank Christ.

                                PS#3
                      I'm starving.

                                GINO
                      You want a broccoli ravioli? You want a
                      chicken ravioli? Some Hungarian goulash?
                      What are you in the mood for? Would you
                      like some Italian sausage?

                                PS#3
                      Ha. Very funny.  Can they put chicken on
                      that?

                                PS#1
                      Chicken on what?

                                PS#3
                      My pizza.

                                PS#1
                      That sounds good, that's what I want.

                                GINO
                      You haven't even ordered yet.

                                PS#1
                      But that's what I want.

            All freeze except A#1.

                                A#1
                          (holding a magazine and video)
                      Sometimes they'll spend more money on the
                      box cover than they do on the actual movie. 
                      You'll have this really great looking box
                      and a really cheap, tacky movie inside.
                      That's why they have reviewers in the
                      business, to warn people about that kind of
                      thing.

     23     SCENE 23: PUBLICITY 

            Chi Chi enters in half-drag and walks right up to A#1.  The rest
            of the cast stay frozen.

                                CHI
                      Girl, is my review here yet?

                                A#1
                      It just came in.

                                CHI
                      This is it?

                                A#1
                      Yeah.

                                CHI
                      But I thought they said I'd be on the
                      cover.

                                A#1
                      I guess they lied.

            Chi Chi takes the magazine and is flipping through the pages.

                                CHI
                      Is it good?

                                A#1
                      Yeah.

                                CHI
                      Well, where the fuck is it? It should pop
                      right out at you.  Oh my god, there it is. 
                      Oooo!  Look at the picture.  Do I look
                      good?  Don't lie to me bitch!

                                A#1
                      You look great.  You look a little chunky!

                                CHI
                      Duh!!  Look at this headline, "Spunky
                      Lady". 'Cause I'm a spunky lady, bitch.
                          (reading)
                      "Life is never a drag for the Queen of
                      Porn, director Chi-Chi LaRue". This is
                      good. Oh, listen to this.
                          (still reading)
                      "They find themselves in a bedroom doing
                      kissey-kissey. Dennis goes down on Tony's
                      big cock. Tony returns the favor and licks
                      Dennis' coochie. They get into some hot 69
                      action. Dennis sits on Tony's huge penis
                      then Dennis plows his own rod into Tony.
                      They both shoot!" Girl, this is a fabulous
                      review.  Did John Karr write this?

                                A#1
                          (to PS#1)
                      Wait a second.  Do you love to get
                      publicity?

                                CHI
                          (posing)
                      I hate publicity.

            All unfreeze.

     24     SCENE 24: LUNCHTIME

            Money discussion.

                                PS#1
                      I think that in this industry, the better
                      you are at self-publicizing, the further
                      you go, you know. And when I say the
                      further you go I mean the more money you
                      make.

                                A#1
                      How much do you make?

                                PS#1
                      Hey, I'm not gonna to tell you that. But, I
                      will tell you this much - you can make a
                      lot of money in the porno industry.

                                PS#3
                      I have no complaints. So, it's okay.

                                PS#2
                      You want me to give you numbers?

                                A#1
                      Roughly.

                                PS#2
                      That's the only thing I won't tell you.

                                PS#3
                      Nope, we don't need to give Uncle Sam
                      anymore news than he needs to know.

                                PS#1
                      Yeah, the IRS is a problem, especially when
                      you try to find a category on your tax form
                      for porn star.

                                PS#2
                      If I was a waiter in a very, very, busy
                      restaurant, for instance, I would have to
                      work maybe about a week to make exactly the
                      same money as I make a day on the set.

                                PS#1
                      Per scene, over four digits. Average.

                                A#1
                      There are some of them who are bad
                      businessmen and lose money. There are some
                      who are excellent businessmen and make a
                      tremendous amount of money. There are
                      people who live in beautiful homes who have
                      beautiful cars who have made an excellent
                      living. But all of these businesses are
                      basically small businesses. There isn't
                      anyone who's gotten incredibly, amazingly
                      wealthy in the gay porno industry.

                                PS#1
                      You know, there are young guys who come
                      into this industry from all over the
                      country - and I'm not talking about the
                      big cities.  I'm talking about the
                      Midwest or, you know, or wherever these
                      guys are from, and all of sudden they're
                      being paid like a thousand to two
                      thousand dollars a day - in their hand.
                      So, like, if they're doing you know one
                      scene after another, it's like what else
                      do these guys do with their money? So,
                      eventually they turn to drugs.

            Drugs discussion.

                                PS#3
                      I've been on a lot of sets. I have never
                      seen drugs on a set. Every set that I have
                      ever been on has been very professionally
                      run.

                                PS#2
                      Oh please, Mary, of course you've never
                      seen drugs on a set because everybody's
                      high when they arrive.

                                PS#1
                      Not me, Miss thing.

                                PS#2
                      I was on a set once and this queen was
                      mixing up a big ole booty bump and she was
                      shoving it up her ass, playing Betty
                      Cracker in the kitchen.

                                A#1
                      Booty bump?

                                GINO
                      What the hell is a booty bump?

                                PS#2
                      Oh, girl! A booty bump is where you mix
                      crystal with water or some other substance
                      and you put it up your ass with an eye
                      dropper or a syringe without a needle.

                                GINO
                      Who was doing that?

                                PS#2
                      I can't tell you but you know him.

                                PS#1
                      Who?

                                GINO
                      Never you mind.

                                PS#1
                      You're a fucking ass hole!

                                             LIGHT CUE: WEIGHT BENCH AREA

                                PS#2
                      I used to have a very serious drug problem.
                      I remember once, I was awake for 38 days
                      straight. My nick name used to be
                      Crackiesha. I make fun of it now but
                      looking back, I know it's really sad. You
                      look around the industry and you see alot
                      of people whose lives are going nowhere,
                      and it's like they're searching for
                      something. I think this industry attracts
                      people like that. People who are needy.
                      People with low self-esteem. People who
                      need to have constant reassurance and
                      stroking, and comfort and the drugs play a
                      big part in that. They make you feel
                      better... for a while at least.

            Joey Stefanos picture appears on the monitors.

                                PS#2 (CONT'D)
                      People talk about Joey Stefano like he was
                      some kind of unique situation, but to me
                      its amazing that more porn stars aren't
                      keeling over. Drugs are rampant. Period.
                      Trust me! I know!
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